Please read carefully for the latest information to give your gifts the best chance for delivery by Saturday, December 23rd, 2023!
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For destinations within the UNITED STATES
Through Friday, December 8th
Any available shipping method is acceptable.
Starting Saturday, December 9th
Any UPS delivery service is acceptable.
Starting Monday, December 18th
Only UPS 2-Day and UPS Overnight are acceptable.
Starting Wednesday, December 20th onward there is little hope for your order to arrive by Saturday, December 23rd
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For UNITED STATES TERRITORIES including American Samoa, Guam, the Northern Mariana Islands, Puerto Rico, and the U.S. Virgin Islands
Friday, December 8th is the last day to order for a reasonable chance of delivery by December 23rd.
For orders shipping to CANADA
Monday, November 27th is the last day to order for a reasonable chance of delivery by December 23rd.
For orders shipping to MEXICO or the MIDDLE EAST
End-of-day Sunday, November 5th is the last day to order for a reasonable chance of delivery by December 23rd.
For orders to ALL OTHER COUNTRIES
End-of-day Sunday, November 12th is the last day to order for a reasonable chance of delivery by December 23rd.
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Will gift recipients see prices or my billing info?
PACKING SLIPS AND CHARGES
When you order directly from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild website (PhilosophersGuild.com), the shipment arrives with a packing slip that lists the items in the shipment. However, no prices or billing information appears on packing slips, individual items, or packaging.
Receipts are emailed separately to the sender’s email account at time of checkout.
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The Shipping Philosophers are jarringly wise; however, they possess limited power over jam-packed seasonal delivery trucks, Mother Nature, or entropy… and this keeps them humble. We implore your patience and compassion and thank you in advance for your understanding of utilitarianism, the categorical imperative, and thermodynamics.
Help! I am a seeker of wisdom…or just confused and crave audience with the Oracle at UPG.
UPG’s expert Shipping Philosophers are available for discourse and prognostication during philosophical business hours:
Monday through Friday 9:30AM to 5:00PM-ish Brooklyn Ivory Tower time
(except November 23rd & 24th, December 22nd, 25th, 26th, and January 1st ).
You may call or email to receive your
COMPLIMENTARY SHIPPING CONSULTATION
800.255.8371
718.243.9492
Should it transpire there is no solution so – crazy – it – just – might – work… they’ll suggest a UPG Gift Certificate and appropriate revivifying beverage.
