Hell Passport

You'd think that getting into Hell would be easy. It USED to be, but like airport travel and filing tax returns, everything is more complex these days. But have no fear -- the Hell Passport can make your passage into eternal damnation a piece of Devil's food cake. It looks and feels just like an actual passport and includes a place for personal information, a passport photo, and useful travel tips. And if you don't have any immediate plans to go to Hell, it also functions as a handy and cool little notebook to jot down your most devilish thoughts. (Warning: the pages are not flame retardant, so keep your passport a safe distance from the burning brimstone, okay?)

3.5" x 5". 64 pages.

	4 5		(3 reviews)

4 notebooks for just $10.00!


$2.95	Quantity

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Guest from boulder

Title: it's a passport to hell

it's a good item to give to your skeptical friend

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Guest from Mexico City

Title: Nice

Everything is ok. Though, it would be greater if it have more pages and could be bigger.

Guest from NJ

Title: Hellishly good!

This is a great little gift for the sinner in your life!

	The Devil From the belching bowels of Hell comes the Devil Little Thinker Doll. We know what you're thinking -- "Why is the Devil part of the Little Thinkers line?" Well, it takes a good deal of smarts to run the Underworld -- coming up with suitable punishments for damned souls requires creativity as well as a superb knowledge of resource allocation (brimstone doesn't grow on trees, you know). And the place operates 24/7, with new "guests" pouring in by the hour. It's a logistical nightmare, but the Devil makes it all happen. So it seemed only right that he get his own Little Thinker doll. This 11-inch doll is red plush doll with wings, horns, and his trusty pitchfork. It's beautifully designed and constructed, and is guaranteed to withstand the fiery furnace of hell should you choose to bring it down with you.	$18.95
	Paradise Notebook Imagine this scenario: You've reached the end of your life and see that welcoming bright light at the end of the tunnel. As you emerge, you behold Paradise in all its glory spread out before you. But as you start to enter, you're stopped by some uniformed official demanding to see your Paradise Passport. Would that stink, or what? And that's why we made the Paradise Passport -- It's an attractive and realistic passport that's guaranteed to grant easy access to Paradise. Just flash this baby and you'll have total access to everything Paradise has to offer -- rolling hills, fields of flowers, babbling brooks, etc. (Now that we think about it, Paradise sounds sort of dull. But, thankfully, the Paradise Passport is also useful for getting the hell out of there. And it also makes a lovely notebook for the earthly realm.) 3.5" x 5". 64 pages.	$2.95
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