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Venus of Willendorf Soap On a Rope Back in paleolithic days, people had to scrub themselves with rocks. It's a controversial theory, but we at UPG believe that the Venus of Willendorf (carved between 24,000 - 22,000 BCE) is in fact the earliest bath scrubber on record. Thankfully, soap technology has developed over the past 25,000 years, and we can now offer you Venus of Willendorf soap on a rope. Now you can get clean the paleolithic way, but with 21st century technology! Pomegranate-scented. |
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Birth of Venus Card Botticelli's image of the Goddess of Love in the convenient form of stationary. Send love letters or even hate mail with this gorgeous die-cut card. Comes with a sheet of stickers with quotes about love and art. |
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Understand Modern Art Breath Spray Let's be honest -- most of the time we don't have a clue what a work of abstract art is trying to say. Oh, we'll nod knowingly and say things like "interesting" or "provocative," but deep inside we're thinking "I have no freakin' idea what those green and blue splotches are!" Well, the next time you find yourself in such a situation, try Understand Modern Art Instantly Breath Spray. As soon you take a hit of this tasty peppermint spray, you'll have insights that'll amaze you and your friends. You'll spout things like "Those green splotches stand for lost innocence, and the blue splotches stand for trail mix!" We've done extensive testing on this product and have discovered it works for 97.3% of users. If you happen to be in that unfortunate 2.7%, just say whatever pops into your mind. Nobody will know the difference, plus you'll have minty fresh breath. |
$4.99 |