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Modern Art Spray Let's be honest -- most of the time we don't have a clue what a work of abstract art is trying to say. Oh, we'll nod knowingly and say things like "interesting" or "provocative," but deep inside we're thinking "I have no freakin' idea what those green and blue splotches are!" Well, the next time you find yourself in such a situation, try Understand Modern Art Instantly Breath Spray. As soon you take a hit of this tasty peppermint spray, you'll have insights that'll amaze you and your friends. You'll spout things like "Those green splotches stand for lost innocence, and the blue splotches stand for trail mix!" We've done extensive testing on this product and have discovered it works for 97.3% of users. If you happen to be in that unfortunate 2.7%, just say whatever pops into your mind. Nobody will know the difference, plus you'll have minty fresh breath. |
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Warhol Card Andy Warhol once said that his idea of a good picture was one that was in focus and was of a famous person. So what could be better than our Warhol die-cut notecard? Each card comes with an envelope and a sticker sheet filled with quotes by Warhol plus traditional messages like "Happy Birthday." Learn more about our cards by watching this instructional VIDEO |
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Andy Warhol Painter, filmmaker, record producer, author, celebrity, intellectual -- Andy Warhol was all of these things. And now you can add "finger puppet" to the list. We find it ironic that the great Pop Artist is now a toy himself, and we think Warhol would be proud. The Andy Warhol Puppet is about 4 inches tall and is nicely detailed for such a small thing. He wears a very arty red satin jacket and black turtleneck sweater, and his head is crowned by a dramatic shock of white hair. He's also magnetized so you can stick him to your refrigerator, filing cabinet, or Campbell's Soup can. Andy Warhol once said "An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have." So we guess that would make us artists here at UPG. Learn more about our puppets by watching this instructional VIDEO |
$5.95 |