Three Kings

We couldn't hold out any longer. Every single day, people would ask us: "Hey, Philosophers Guild, when are you gonna make a shirt with King Henry VIII, Elvis, and Martin Luther King Jr. on it?" So, at long last, here it is -- The Three Kings T-Shirt. It features the three Kings named above, all of whom made our lives better. Elvis, who entertained people. Martin, who empowered people. And Henry who, well, executed people. We think the Three Kings T-Shirt couldn't have come out any better! (Don't listen to what Don says).

Artwork by the Unemployed Philosophers Guild.
T-shirt by American Apparel.

We couldn't hold out any longer. Every single day, people would ask us: "Hey, Philosophers Guild, when are you gonna make a shirt with King Henry VIII, Elvis, and Martin Luther King Jr. on it?" So, at long last, here it is -- The Three Kings T-Shirt. It features the three Kings named above, all of whom made our lives better. Elvis, who entertained people. Martin, who empowered people. And Henry who, well, executed people. We think the Three Kings T-Shirt couldn't have come out any better! (Don't listen to what Don says).

Artwork by the Unemployed Philosophers Guild.
T-shirt by American Apparel.   Hide More