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Stylish Mustaches Soap Wash your face with hair! Not literally. With this mustache-shaped soap. |
$19.99 |
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Artist Facial Hair What makes a great artist a great artist? We've given this question a lot of thought and have come to this conclusion -- The one thing great artists have in common is facial hair. Monet, Renoir, Rodin, Rembrandt all had facial hair. Even Frida Kahlo had a bit of a mustache! Picasso is the one possible exception, but he was a Cubist so he might have had a mustache on the back of his neck or something. So if YOU want to be a great artist, or just look like one, then consider purchasing this Artist Facial Hair kit. Each piece is made of realistic facial hair and has an adhesive backing, so you can just slap it on your face and begin looking artistic immediately. You'll be welcomed at art galleries, museums, and any place where pretentiousness is valued. |
$4.99 |
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Great Moustaches T-Shirt Confucius once said, "A man without a moustache is a man without a soul." If you agree with him (and why wouldn't you?), then you should be wearing a Great Moustaches T-Shirt. This unique shirt is a real attention-getter. It features the famous moustaches of Albert Einstein, William Faulkner, Theodore Roosevelt, Friedrich Nietzsche, Mohatma Gandhi, Leon Trotsky, Salvador Dali, Groucho Marx, Lao Tzu, Charlie Chaplin, Emiliano Zapata, and Mark Twain. With the Great Moustaches T-Shirt, facial hair has never been more fashionable! Artwork by the Unemployed Philosophers Guild. T-shirt by American Apparel. |
$21.95 |