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Gogol No, it's not an advertisement for the world's favorite search engine. It's an advertisement for the world's favorite Ukrainian-born Russian novelist. The satirist who brought us The Nose, Dead Souls, and Diary of a Madman is now the star of his very own UPG T-shirt! Wear this shirt around town and watch people do double takes as they realize what it actually says. And if they ask you who Gogol is, just tell them to Gogol it! Artwork by the Unemployed Philosophers Guild. |
$21.95 |
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Franz Kafka The great writer Franz Kafka has been metamorphosed into a finger puppet! The horror! On your finger, he's a puppet; on your fridge, he's a magnet! Get one for your home or castle. Approx. 4" tall. Giant bug-sized. |
$5.95 |
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Edgar Allan Poe Once upon a midnight dreary, shopping online, I grew weary, Over all the boring products that I was being shown. Useless crap ad infinitum, but suddenly I saw an item Saw a product that I knew I simply had to own! A little doll, so cute and, Oh!, It looked like Edgar Allen Poe The spitting image of that author, captured to a "T" His eyes intense and slightly craven, on his shoulder sat a raven I knew at once, without a doubt, this was the doll for me. But suddenly, quite unexpected, my Visa card was not accepted Not accepted like it's been so many times before. Called the bank and put on hold. But in an hour I was told. "You're overdrawn, there's nothing more." Quoth the banker, "nothing more." A plush little Edgar Allan Poe. Comes with a little raven on shoulder. Approx. 12" tall when standing. |
$18.95 |