Those of us who've been in therapy know that the real breakthroughs come after the session is over. You'll be riding home on the bus and suddenly shout, "Oh my god! That's why I wanted to have sex with my grandmother!" And that's why we've made After Therapy Mints. These deliciously potent marvels are specially formulated to help you process everything that came out during your session. As soon as you hand the therapist the check, pop one into your mouth and wait for the epiphanies to flow. Even if they don't come right away, you'll be rewarded with a minty blast that freshens your breath and clears your mind. They also come in a cool, reusable tin, that can hold your Paxils, Welbutrins, Xanaxes, and Prozacs with room left ... Read More
Those of us who've been in therapy know that the real breakthroughs come after the session is over. You'll be riding home on the bus and suddenly shout, "Oh my god! That's why I wanted to have sex with my grandmother!" And that's why we've made After Therapy Mints. These deliciously potent marvels are specially formulated to help you process everything that came out during your session. As soon as you hand the therapist the check, pop one into your mouth and wait for the epiphanies to flow. Even if they don't come right away, you'll be rewarded with a minty blast that freshens your breath and clears your mind. They also come in a cool, reusable tin, that can hold your Paxils, Welbutrins, Xanaxes, and Prozacs with room left over for the next day's pills, too.Four out of five therapists recommend After Therapy Mints for their patients who eat mints. Hide More
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Great Psychologists Finger Puppet Set Freud, Jung, Anna Freud and a couch! Think of the fun! They're also magnetic so they stick to the fridge. Puppets approx. 4" tall. |
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Freud Pill Box Wouldn't it be nice to have Sigmund Freud around to remind you to take your medication? It's possible (sort of) thanks to the Freud Pill Box. This handy, fine chrome pill box features a high-gloss image of Freud himself, along with a speech bubble reading, "Don't forget your meds." When you press the button, the latch springs open to reveal compartments for your Paxils, Klonipins, Welbutrins, or any other sort of pill. If you prefer, you can remove the divider to make one large compartment for your tablets and capsules. The Freud Pill Box doesn't actually speak, so if you hear it talking to you, then perhaps you've missed a dose of something or other. |
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Carl Jung Finger Puppet Bring balance and harmony to your hand with this Jung finger puppet. On your finger, he's a puppet; on your fridge, he's a magnet; in your puppet collection he'll examine the collective unconscious of the puppet community! Approx. 4" tall. |
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